what I want my followers to do:
-talk to me
-send me messages
-tag me in posts
-call me by my name
-ask for my skype and all that other social media crap
what my followers actually do:
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.
“all slytherins are evil”
“all gryffindors are good guys”
“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”
“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”
Name one evil Gryffindor. One.
peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
swiggity swong your opinion is wrong
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men men men
men men men men
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lesbians lesbians lesbians lesbians
THE REASON WOMEN DIDNT PAY FOR THEIR MEALS WAS BECAUSE THEY WEREN’T ALLOWED TO HAVE BANK ACCOUNTS AND WHEN WOMEN EARN THE SAME AS MEN THIS FORM OF “CHIVALRY” WILL MOST LIKELY END AS MANY COUPLES ALREADY SPLIT THE BILL OKAY CAN PEOPLE STOP USING THIS IN A DISCUSSION OF EQUALITY AND IM SORRY FOR CAPS LOCKS I WANTED TO STOP BUT IT WAS TOO LATE
a story about a girl and boy who fall in love with each other at first sight and then the boy reveals he’s an incubus come to steal her soul and then she reveals she’s a succubus trying to steal his and they laugh and go get drinks together
That’s actually the cutest fucking thing I’ve seen today.
I will never not reblog this
The fiercest bender of them all
“Candy doesn’t have to have a point. That’s why it’s candy.” Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)THAT’S WHY I LOVE THIS MOVIE.
And I know everyone hated it. I know. And I know people look at me like I’m insane for loving it and rewatching it and putting genuine thought into it. But I adore this movie. And it’s not trying to be deep and it’s not trying to prove some kind of epic point. It’s just telling a story. It’s not even trying for the heavy-handed (don’t deny it, it’s heavy-handed) moral of the first film (which is brilliant in it’s own way). It’s just there to be fun. And in the end, Charlie gets a happy ending, and Willy Wonka gets an even happier ending, and they are all a family, and they’re all more complete because they have each other, and it just makes me SO HAPPY. I get downright giddy when I watch this. And not a lot of movies do that. It’s not trying to be meaningful. And that’s the beauty.
Candy doesn’t have to have a point. That’s why it’s candy.